Tuesday, October 09, 2007

US to Leave UN, Join International House of Pancakes

NEW YORK. Frustrated by high dues and a coalition of anti-American interests, the United States today announced that it would resign from the United Nations and instead align itself with the International House of Pancakes, a competing organization.

"We just got the bill for the third quarter, and it's outrageous," said Zalmay Khalilzad, the current U.S. ambassador to the UN. "There's an assessment for renovations to the indoor pool, and charges for three grilled cheese sandwiches that I know I didn't order."

Of course Taiwan wouldn't be allowed in - they'd have to go to Big Boy or Denny's with a handful of third-world nations, who would expect Taiwan to pick up the tab.

1 comment:

James said...

The discount version of IHOP in the US is "Waffle House".